kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

gayslimeblock:

My organs when I eat my first meal of the day at 5pm

nerdjpg:

Mom: hey did you call the doctors office and make your appointment

Me:

imransuleiman:

i enjoy mornings that you wake up to silence and no one is asking anything of you, you’re under no pressure to exist and its just wonderful

egowave:

dropping out of school to become one of those medieval priests who live in caves and whip themselves and never eat

trukingofskeletonhell:

katthespacepirate:

cryptiboy:

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes